Thursday, November 27, 2014

Green Musings - A View from the Gazebo

Nigeria could be steadily gravitating towards the most monumental societal upheaval ever before witnessed this side of the equator. Mark my words; this is no mindless repetition of the predominant news theme of the hour vis-a-vis the more recent Arab and African uprisings.
 

 A casual drive through any given Nigerian city at any time of day will reveal the tell-tale signs of societal atrophy that eventually give rise to anarchism. Scores of youths can be seen ambling about the streets and byways with apparently nothing better to do. The majority of these layabouts, quite devoid of erudition and bereft of basic vocational skills, label themselves ‘hustlers’ (a questionably hazy taxonomy sometimes sinister in implication). For them, almost any job is good enough. Scary, eh? Those amongst them who will readily claim, and indeed produce, one academic certificate or the other, make up the rank and file of the ingloriously branded ‘unemployable graduates’ -unemployable for the most embarrassing reasons such as ill-equipped, underfunded and unaccredited primary, secondary and tertiary institutions which consequently disempower rather than empower. There is also the disturbing fact that some certificates are either simply purchased a’ la black market or, even worse, printed illegally. 

How about the scores of brilliant minds, respected at home and abroad, that this nation has produced, you may ask? I’ll give that back to you. How about them? Look around you and tell me what appreciable difference they have been able to make. Their success in this hostile, unyielding, and complex-riddled “mediocretacy” is nothing short of miraculous! This fortunate minority has flourished in spite of the system, not because of it, and is essentially but a drop in the ocean of the perpetually unemployable throng that is mass-produced by our tertiary institutions and disgorged onto the Nigerian society year after year.
Why still, you may further query, must so grim a stance be taken on so potentially great a nation? After all, the mantra has been “good people, great nation.” I will respond with another question. Pray tell, what use is potential which perpetually lingers, for the most part, constricted, stunted and/or undeveloped? Langston Hughes captures this condition in his poem, ‘Montage of a Dream Deferred.’

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a
sore - and then run?

Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over-
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?

Let’s compare Nigeria to a poorly tended garden where glimpses of beauty and intelligent design can still be seen in the main garden entrance and other select areas where the gardeners have concentrated most of their efforts. The greater part of the garden, however, has become hideously overgrown with dense brushwood and wild foliage. Carefully developed, it would amount to something beautiful like a theme park, leisure garden or a children’s playground. Doing this would, however, entail development of a well thought-out design and its subsequent implementation, followed by a sustained, well-structured maintenance schedule. Purpose, Plan, Procedure, Product and, of course …Preservation.

As an indigenous business owner with an unequivocally apolitical worldview, I venture to offer but a straightforward, working man’s perspective. I will steer clear of any form of intellectualization because I choose not to be in denial. Instead of posing unanswerable questions, I prefer to lean more towards exploring practicable solutions. Janis Joplin posits that, “Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.” As a seasoned landscape specialist I will guarantee that I obviate any form of ultracrepidarianism (“the cobbler should not criticize a work of art above the sandal”) by keeping these musings strictly within my professional purview. It is for this reason that I intend to depict Nigeria as a poorly tended garden in dire need of rejuvenation and comprehensive upgrade. Pardon me as I adopt a simplistic matter-of-fact approach. It has served me quite well thus far and I make bold to say that I have a bevy of very satisfied high-profile clients to show for it.
  
You may not particularly share some of my opinions and may even consider my approach too green. Well, for me, if it’s green it’s good so I’ll take that as a compliment. I proffer no quick-fix solutions because there aren’t any. The most profound thing Mother Nature has taught me is that she operates at her own terms. Understand her, respect her, nourish her, love her… and she will readily conform to your will. Push her, and she will just as readily demonstrate her considerable power to ultimately subdue. 

This is no academic treatise. Seriously, I’m just too decidedly non-conformist to take that approach. More importantly, however, I consider it more sapient to leave the didactics of academics to the academicians. I will stay strictly and safely within the bounds of my proficiency, prudently eschewing the illusive, provocative allure of pseudo-academics.

You can have this assurance, nevertheless. The least you will come away with is a relatively inexpensive foundation course on the basic principles of landscape design, establishment and maintenance.  



I have been compiling Green Musings for a number of years now. They are basically a collection of random reflections on my profession juxtaposed with sociopolitical considerations in my beloved country, Nigeria. My method is highly unorthodox, to say the least. That is intentional. I have always chosen, in line with Ralph Waldo Emerson’s suggestion, not to go where the path may lead, but to “go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”